“Now they’re saying I groped a male staffer. Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe. And then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday. It was ‘Kill the old guy.’ This was in a town house. We all lived together, all the bachelors and me,” said the married father of two.” —
CURL: Massa defends himself on Beck - Washington Times
This guy is a nut.
Woman crashes car while shaving bikini area - NYPOST.com -
You stay classy, Florida.
Visit NYC, Eat Breast-Milk Cheese -
Um… No?
So easy a 9 year old can do it.
What the hell, hulu viewers? Are ya’ll stupid?
gnome-colors - Project Hosting on Google Code
Now that’s just really slick.
Yep.
Introducing my boys to the awesome world of kites was a highlight of my weekend.
Nice. Beautiful work week with me indoors 100%. Weekend - 100% shit.
There are some things that I just have a hard time “getting”. I do believe I am a fairly smart dude, even have a few college degrees attesting to that fact. But no matter what these things tend to just cause my brain to stop functioning: