If You Use Condoms You Will Not Be Raptured | Unreasonable Faith
Contraceptives are lies from Satan! Repent your human ways!
I love his “jacket microphone”.
The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse? Wat…? Why isn’t this guy on medication? I had nicknames like that. When I was 9.
He says that condoms cannot prevent AIDS and the only way to prevent AIDS is from being in a monogamous relationship between a husband and a wife. Wow! So what he’s saying is that if you marry someone of the opposite sex who had gotten AIDS from his/her birthmother, you can’t contract AIDS from your spouse because you’re monogamous!!!!
But that’s just a silly analysis! A good christian would ONLY marry a virgin! ;)
Source: sharklauncher
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chrischappel reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
“in this life, you will get sexually transmitted diseases and in the next life you will suffer for all of eternity…” god...
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stfubelievers reblogged this from drinkthe-koolaid and added:
1. What if you are monogamous with someone who already has an STD? 2. I make the rules in all my games. That’s why...
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mikesova reblogged this from meckz and added:
aha, but I accounted for that and in my example the spouse got AIDS from his/her birthmother ;)
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meckz reblogged this from mikesova and added:
But that’s just a silly analysis! A good christian would ONLY marry a virgin! ;)
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afeatherlessbiped reblogged this from sharklauncher and added:
Is rapture a euphemism for orgasm? Because they make condoms thinner and thinner every year. Maybe this guy just tried...
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drinkthe-koolaid reblogged this from sharklauncher and added:
The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse? Wat…? Why isn’t this guy on medication?...had nicknames...
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