Elton John’s lyric “I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues” doesn’t make sense.

bowlingalleylawyer:

scottfriday:

(via inothernews)

and that’s precisely why they call it the blues.

And never forget I’m your man.

I was on the 10th tee and sliced off my drive in a bad way. The old guy waiting his up at the tee box chuckled and said, “That’s why they call it golf.” Made about as much sense as… nothing, really.

Source: inothernews